Dash & Dolly Parton (kind of)

Friday Morning - rehearsed, and started on some new lyrics :-)
Caught up with two friends i hadn't seen in too long. Got incredibly emotional. I was sitting there with them just thinking how much of a bad friend i have been. Rather than wallow on, I will just say I had a cry with them - got a few things aired over some amazing wine and tapas, and i will - i promise - to be a better friend. Afterall, i do love these two women with all my heart, just have to show it more.
Later that night at work - cheap drinks and loose boys and girls ripping up the dance floor. once i close the bar, i decided it was Dashs turn to have a drink. So I did. I ran into Mr Shy. We hugged. He has such smiling eyes. We went our seperate ways. Myself and MsV watched a Drag Show - it was great. MsV looked at me and said "I wonder where they put it" I said I was thinking the same thing, and spent a deal of the show looking in the performers "areas". Afew more drinks and photos. I met some great people that night too. One who really stands out was Greg. He comes bounding up to me, kisses me on the cheek and says "I'm Greg and I'm 18, how old are you?" I tell him 28, his response had me in hysterics! "oh my God, you're so cute for an old person!" I laughed so hard, I cried! Next thing I knew, I was back to Mr Shys house and we made out. Dash! What happened to goodbye?

Saturday. Oh Saturday. What a massive day/night!
la di da di da.. then went to the afterparty for an event. When that wrapped up, I text MsV and told her I was on my way to the club. Once I arrived, lined a few drinks up, then got them down! Absolutly tore up the d-floor. As I was dancing, I saw a man in a kilt, and a woman in a red latex skirt (ew) and if that skirt wasn't gross enough, what I witnessed next was so dirty that I am even questioning putting it in here. But that would be cruel, so I will just cum (pun intended) out and say it. He was fucking her from behind, while fingering her lady garden! THEN! I noticed her legs were all wet. Get a fucking room! That venue closed, so MsV and I decided to crank some karaoke. oh Lord, why!? Of course we bee lined it straight for the bar, lined up shots of tequilla. Sucked those down, and got on stage. Now, I must point out, that attempting Dolly Partons "9-5" intoxicated - is not a good idea! I muddled the words and this is what I sang [tumbled outta bed n stumbled to the keetchen, pulled myself...] With a roar of laughter from the crowd and applause, we kept going. That is until we must have seen something shiney, We walked off stage and to the bar. Champagne anyone? Don't mind if I do! After being "escorted" from that venue (for taking MsV into the male restroom - oops) I tumbled out of that bar, and stumbled to the park [did you like my play on words? pretty funny aren't i]. MEANWHILE, MsV has lost her camera, can't find her house keys, so decided to break in - and break in she did! MsV fell right through the ceilling! thankfully, no injuries!... While MsV is leaving three metre holes in her ceilling, Dash opens his eyes at 9.30 Sunday morning and is being woken up by paramedics after passing out in the Rotunda! Oops! I found a gas station, bought a Snickers (actually 3) and waited for a cab. Crawled into bed at 10 and woke up feeling like death warmed up at 4PM.
Now to watch some TV and get over this self inflicted awesomeness called "The Hangover" while I eat my three Snickers.
-Dash xoxo